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SpaceX Used Four-Day-Old Stock to Buy Cursor for $60 Billion After Grok Flopped at Coding

Days after its record IPO, SpaceX spent $60 billion in fresh paper stock to buy Cursor, the largest VC-backed startup buyout ever, because its own Grok could not compete at coding.

Elon Muskโ€™s rocket company went public, watched its stock balloon, and four days later spent $60 billion of that brand-new paper buying an AI coding tool it could not build itself. SpaceX agreed to acquire Cursor in a $60 billion stock deal days after its historic IPO, meant to help its AI division built around xAI catch up to the major labs. The reason is plain in the receipts: the AI division has been restructuring after repeated controversies, like allowing users to generate non-consensual deepfakes of women and children. When your own Grok flops at coding, you print money and buy somebody elseโ€™s. TechCrunch on the Cursor deal

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