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Every New AI Model Lands the Same, While Power Bills File Their Own Taxes

The miracle curve flatlined while the invoice kept right on sprinting.

The pitch never changes its tune, forever swearing that in six more months your f*ucking AI ascends to godhood. The six-month windows keep opening and closing, and each shiny new model lands about as miraculous as the previous one, except the electric bill now files its own taxes. Zitron performs the autopsy in advance, showing the capability curve flatlined while the spending curve kept climbing like it owed somebody money . And folks, somebody is going to have to pay it. Read the slowdown argument at Where’s Your Ed At.

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