AI Is a Promotion for Whoever Keeps Breaking the Printer

Zitron screams the quiet part at full volume, and the quiet part is ugly: the executives steering the gold rush have spent their entire careers in meetings, roughly as close to real labor as the guy who manages the airport parking lot is to flying the plane. To the clipboard generals, your f*ucking AI struts in like a dream date, software promising to delete the workers whose jobs they were always too checked-out to understand. He calls them business idiots, and folks, he is being charitable about it. Read Zitron’s full evisceration at Where’s Your Ed At and feel something in your chest tighten.